Did you ever wonder what the hell Geri was actually singing about in "If you cant dance"? Well thanks to the SPICE!Newsletter, i have the answer. A member of the newsletter posted this for us all to see. I cant remeber your name, but THANK YOU!

IF YOU CAN"T DANCE-Geri's Spanish Rap

*spanish*

Hey macho Te vi el otro dia Me dio mucha, mucha alegria Eschucha la musica Ay, madre mia Hey chico, tu no tienes nada Que susto, que sueco, que polla, que tieso Oh, no me toques Ay, que me lo follo Venga, venga, marcha salida Toma esta musica, me encanta deprisa Cuidado, cuidado, que chico, que loca, Toma mi ritmo Me voy contigo Hey macho te quiero Quiero un hombre, necesito, si pero no tu nombre Hey macho, Hey macho Si no bailas esto no puedes nada conmigo.

*english translation*

Hey macho I saw you the other day It made me very very happy Listen to the music Oh my dear Hey boy, you have nothing What a fright, what a ? (Geri's Spanish isn't very clear), what a dick, how straight Oh, don't touch me Oh, I'm gonna screw him Come on, come on, get out of here Have that music, I love it, hurry Careful, careful what a boy, how crazy Have my rythm I'm going with you Hey macho, I love you I want a man, I need, yes, but not your name Hey macho, Hey macho If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me.